Random Thought of the Week Archives

5/21/00
"What if a space alien received nourishment from looking at food, and he was bulemic? Would he poke his own eyes out?"

5/14/00
"Why don't Spiderman's gloves stick to the webs he swings on?"

5/7/00
"Don't stomp on me!
No stomping!
Please refrain from stomping.
You don't need to stomp on me."

4/30/00
"The webpage desperately needs a weekly update this month..."

4/23/00
"...holding a lit torch and apple, Photoshop in a machete, pointing toward my face..."

4/16/00
"Oak Ridge Family Liposuction Clinic"

4/9/00
"I wonder what people smelled like before the invention of soap?"

4/2/00
"It was Mr. Green, in the study, with a mouse turd."

3/20/00
"Domain squatting is the Internet equivalent to the homeless guy who 'saves you a parking space' downtown, with the understanding that if you don't pay him, he'll kick in your headlights."

3/13/00
"I wish they'd make a Corvette station wagon... "

3/6/00
" Just think how much more fun the Spanish Inquisition would have been with a 'Rubber Maiden'. "

2/28/00
" Creepy crawly spider walked up the water spout.
Down came the acid rain and seared his exoskeleton."

2/20/00
"Ascribe to the Dirk Gently School of Driving through life."